I'm 23, and I never finish anything I start. I also have a baby that I'm supposed to raise to adulthood, so this could end badly. I don't know. We'll see how that goes.
I like to write things. I'd call myself a writer, but that would indicate that I've been at all successful. Anyway. I'm working on a novel. I'd link you to the blog for it here but it's stupid and you don't really care.
Music is also a passion of mine. And photography. And exaggeration.
Boyfriend:David Tennant sure is looking old
Boyfriend:thin, too...
Boyfriend:maybe he as aids
Me:YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
Posted
2 hours ago

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you’d better zip, better zop, beep boopity bop.

(Source: fapitalism, via datalec)

Notes
21902
Posted
3 hours ago
This tickles my word-nerd funny bone.

This tickles my word-nerd funny bone.

Posted
7 hours ago

queerrilla:

roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

pancakesinspace:

penciltothetemple:

jestermd:

the-last-of-december:

Nice guy Lucifer is the best meme

Yes

Oh man, get on my blog.

I should probably stop trolling Christianity, since the majority of my friends are Christians and pretty okay dudes.

…. NAH.

My blog needs this like a plague victim needs death

Lucifer is indeed a nice guy.

(Source: john-a-thon, via jediwolf)

Notes
15510
Posted
8 hours ago
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

I did some feelings and sang a song.

Posted
8 hours ago

What IS this?


It’s beautiful…

(Source: iraffiruse, via maurensparrow)

Notes
48929
Posted
9 hours ago

Hot oil slicks over white feathers
remnants of a broken spirit
once living among brothers on meaty wings
on the back of a demon
too beautiful for the likes of heaven

I saw them once in a dream
and I knew they belonged to me
when a world existed
where you were your own worst critic
and to love yourself was the only tool you needed
to climb the mountains and leap without fear
and fly

But the old adage has lost its punch
it means little to the masses whose opinions are greater
the hot sun rises
melting the soul epoxy
and you
fall
fall
fall

Notes
1
Posted
9 hours ago

IDentity

(I went to the gym with only my phone and a credit card, I left the rest of my wallet at home. After the gym I went to K-Mart to pick up an air-conditioning unit because it was insanely hot)
Cashier:Can I see some ID?
Me:I don't have my wallet, can I show you my Facebook profile on my phone?
Cashier:what?
Me:(pulls up app, show cashier my screen)
Cashier:ok.
Notes
102
Posted
11 hours ago

guishin:

samekh:

i am looking forward to “elementary” but mostly i am looking forward to seeing what a fandom built largely upon spite will be like

some interesting fanfiction i’ll tell you what: “and then sherlock placed his lips upon joan’s, who was a woman and also lucy liu. and they kissed. with tongues. neither of them were benedict cumberbatch at all.”

(via gigglingatcrimescenes)

Notes
3629
Posted
11 hours ago

So I follow a few “thinspiration” blogs,

and some of the pictures they post, I’m just like “Oh honey, no. That is not cute.”

But I don’t say anything, because I do things that are probably just as unhealthy as starving/purging, and it’s really not my place to judge. I just…..wow. Why would anyone want to look like that? How does a girl get it in her head that she needs to look like a set of bones in a skin-bag? I don’t feel negatively towards these girls for thinking that way, I just really wonder how we have arrived at a such a mass-obsession with weight-loss. 

You want to be thin. I get it. But that’s not thin, that’s terminal. Holocaust isn’t cute on anyone. 

Now I’m not trying to say that you are unhealthy if you are unable to gain weight or whatever. What is unhealthy is the train of thought that leads one to believe that that is the way they need to look, for whatever reason. 

Notes
1
Posted
11 hours ago

This is really beautiful, but honestly…why the butter dishes? This would have been so much better with some bongos or a snare and a wire brush or just anything other than butter dishes. I cannot condone sacrificing musicality for fad instruments sir, no sir.

(Source: thedailywhat, via fuckyeahgirlcrush)

Notes
39493
Posted
11 hours ago
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

badcgijosh:

Your Ghost - Hannah Georgas

Josh says listen, I say “okay”.

Notes
151
Posted
12 hours ago
Friend:Hey, you should bring any leftover cake to my house tomorrow!
Me:♫Doooouuuubt iiiiiit ♫
Posted
1 day ago

gehbiahblue:

I should not be allowed in a bookstore with a wallet

(via springsteen)

Notes
10265
Posted
1 day ago