| Boyfriend: | David Tennant sure is looking old |
| Boyfriend: | thin, too... |
| Boyfriend: | maybe he as aids |
| Me: | YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH |
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you’d better zip, better zop, beep boopity bop.
(Source: fapitalism, via datalec)
Nice guy Lucifer is the best meme
Yes
Oh man, get on my blog.
I should probably stop trolling Christianity, since the majority of my friends are Christians and pretty okay dudes.
…. NAH.
My blog needs this like a plague victim needs death
Lucifer is indeed a nice guy.
(Source: john-a-thon, via jediwolf)
Hot oil slicks over white feathers
remnants of a broken spirit
once living among brothers on meaty wings
on the back of a demon
too beautiful for the likes of heavenI saw them once in a dream
and I knew they belonged to me
when a world existed
where you were your own worst critic
and to love yourself was the only tool you needed
to climb the mountains and leap without fear
and flyBut the old adage has lost its punch
it means little to the masses whose opinions are greater
the hot sun rises
melting the soul epoxy
and you
fall
fall
fall
| (I went to the gym with only my phone and a credit card, I left the rest of my wallet at home. After the gym I went to K-Mart to pick up an air-conditioning unit because it was insanely hot) | |
| Cashier: | Can I see some ID? |
| Me: | I don't have my wallet, can I show you my Facebook profile on my phone? |
| Cashier: | what? |
| Me: | (pulls up app, show cashier my screen) |
| Cashier: | ok. |
i am looking forward to “elementary” but mostly i am looking forward to seeing what a fandom built largely upon spite will be like
some interesting fanfiction i’ll tell you what: “and then sherlock placed his lips upon joan’s, who was a woman and also lucy liu. and they kissed. with tongues. neither of them were benedict cumberbatch at all.”
(via gigglingatcrimescenes)
and some of the pictures they post, I’m just like “Oh honey, no. That is not cute.”
But I don’t say anything, because I do things that are probably just as unhealthy as starving/purging, and it’s really not my place to judge. I just…..wow. Why would anyone want to look like that? How does a girl get it in her head that she needs to look like a set of bones in a skin-bag? I don’t feel negatively towards these girls for thinking that way, I just really wonder how we have arrived at a such a mass-obsession with weight-loss.
You want to be thin. I get it. But that’s not thin, that’s terminal. Holocaust isn’t cute on anyone.
Now I’m not trying to say that you are unhealthy if you are unable to gain weight or whatever. What is unhealthy is the train of thought that leads one to believe that that is the way they need to look, for whatever reason.
This is really beautiful, but honestly…why the butter dishes? This would have been so much better with some bongos or a snare and a wire brush or just anything other than butter dishes. I cannot condone sacrificing musicality for fad instruments sir, no sir.
(Source: thedailywhat, via fuckyeahgirlcrush)
Your Ghost - Hannah Georgas
Josh says listen, I say “okay”.
| Friend: | Hey, you should bring any leftover cake to my house tomorrow! |
| Me: | ♫Doooouuuubt iiiiiit ♫ |