i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them
I found it and can confirm it’s amazing, but still not without complications and problems. So, just know that even the best kind of relationship is never going to not have problems. So when you find something good, pay attention to those amazing moments and remember them when you’re wading through the not-perfect ones.
feminism chose me when I ate a yorkie as a 10 year old
ok I’ve seen this post so many times now I’m confused WHY ARE PEOPLE EATING TINY DOGS AND WHY IS THIS MAKING THEM FEMINISTS SHOULD I BE EATING TINY DOGS TO BE A MORE EFFICIENT FEMINIST I AM CONFUSED (chaoticallyprecise)
For those who are confused:
Good fucking God, the comments on that bullshit ad.
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again