Pardon me, my hyperbole is showing.

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cptmalhammer:

Officer Bennett from Orange Is The New Black takes a shower. For the love of all that is holy, watch the entire 48 seconds. Bless.

Fffffffffff

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poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

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sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

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Guys, just go ahead and get ready for John Dies At The End live blogging. I’m not even sorry.

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"…the dark things lurking in the night don’t haunt old houses or abandoned ships. They haunt minds."

John Dies At the End by David Wong

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tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

CAN I HA’YO NUMBA

CAN I HAVVIT

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tastefullyoffensive:

[njneal17]

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tastefullyoffensive:

Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses by Jen Lewis

Previously: Fallen Disney Princesses

Oh my god.

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penanietooficial:

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

thsi is my favorite post

Cackling

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flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

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So my boyfriend did a thing.

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hellochameleon:

My boyfriend of over 2 years sent me a game over skype. He said he wants to try and make Pokemon games since I play them so much. I opened it up and was super excited.

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It seemed really well done and was super ready to start on my adventure!

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He left a lot of cute notes and tips around town.

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He remembered my favorite Kanto starter.<3

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I was surprised it ran pretty well. I went on my journey and leveled up my Pokemon!

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He showed me support and encouragement through a ton of NPC dialogue.

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Then as im ending the game I come across this.

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;u;

*chops all the flowers down Link style and harvests treasure*

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